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Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?
Nikamata Hithanna, ENGLAND wala Ipaduna GERMAN Jathika kollek
eyage AUSTRALIA wala Ipadunu CANADIAN girlfriend ekka NEW SEALAND wala JAPAN car ekaka yaddi accident wenawa.
Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN Hospital ekakadi. Me denna sanipa unata passe yanne THAILAND..
man dannawa mehema kiwwata oyata terenne ne dan mehema hitanna,
Me SMS eka Type Karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek nokia 4n ekakin. Meka Kiyawanne ETHIOPIAN look ekak Tiyena AFRICAN hali wandurek....
den mokada karanne? Ane Machan Hanuma Ewala Mekiwa Ekka Palayan.
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Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.
Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.
-Beep-Beep-Beep-
Hello, Rawana speaking..?
Rawana: Yes. Who r U?
Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.
Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.
Mata me deya kiyanna wena yaluwek na
ekai man oyata kiyanne.
Eya math ekka ahinsaka widihata hinaha wela
bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo una.
Eya lagin apu suwada mata kawadawatma amataka wennati wei.
Mama pissu watuna.
Eya mage lagata awith kiyapu wachana 2,3 mata tamat
ahenawa wage
"WADE WADE,ISSO WADE"
Gewi Yana Raththriye Hama Mohothakama Obai Mage Jiwayai
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Gewi yana raththriye hama mohothakama obai mage jiwayai , pera digin
ena pun sanda dakiddi oba samaga gewu manaram raththriya so susumin
yuthuwa mathakayata ei, Oba mage shariraye thurulu nowu thanak
natha.,e hama mohothakama ma ha oba, oba ha ma badee sitiye mahath
senehasakini. Oba nathi kala widina duka gathata pamanak nowa
sithatada dane, Hiru kirana peradigin naga ena thuru mama sitinne boho
amaruweni, Ada raththriye mata suwa dimata oba maa laga natha, Magema
Adharaneeya.
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BED SHEET eka., magen wen u oba thamath... LONDARIYEYE..! Ehenam Hodata Naganna…
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Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo. Eka mathak
wenakotath pudumai. Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya. Mama
hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne. Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada
Adarei
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"PEARS BABY" Maw senehase susinidu pahasa. Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…
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Podi Kaledi Amma Kiwwa
Yaluwela Nan Badinna Epa Kiyala.
Iskoledi Techer Kiwwa
Yaluwela Ahu Unot Bandala Denawa Kiyala.
Clz Ekedi Yaluwo Kiwwa Yalu unot Badinnama Weyi kiyala.
Eka Nisa Mama Badapu Kenek Ekka Yalu Una.
"EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA" Achchi & Duwa
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DUWA: achchiye anna rasthiyadu karayo tikak enawa paren me peththata.
ACHCHI: ane duwe ikmanata ge athulata palayan gihin dora wahaganin.
DUWA: achchi! achchi! Anna a AMDAN (NAME) aiyath enawa.
ACHCHI: mage ammo hitapan duwe math athulata enakan. Oya balliwath getaganin.
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Eya mata room 1 etulata aenna kiwwa.
Man etulata giya. Haansi wenna kiwwa.
Man haansi una.itapasse eya eka etulata demma.
Mata godak riduna.
Le yanawa wageth denuna.
Eya magen ridenawada kiyala ahuwa.
Ridunath man ne kiwwa.
Ita passe eya mata kiwwa.
Dan yanna
"DATHA GALAWALA IWARAI" kiyala!!!
Saman & Nimal
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Saman: machan uba pawanita kemeththen neda hitiye?
Nimal: ow machan.
Saman: itin ban uba kellagen ehuwe nedda?
Nimal: ehuwa ban. Ehuwa.
Saman: itin kella mokada kiuwe, kemati kiuwada?
Nimal: ne ban. eya kiyanawa mama duppathlu.
Saman: itin ban ubata kiyanna tibunane ube ara sallikara maama gena.
Nimal: kiuwa ban.
Saman: itin mokada une?
Nimal: monawa wennada, Pawani den mage nanda. OYA MAWA BANDINNADA YANNE ?
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Mata mathakai hondatama....
Api meet una palaveni dawasa,
Edha, oya mage es dihama balagena hitiya,
Oya thol walin mawa sipa ganna oya koi tharam try karada ?
OYA MAWA BANDINNADA YANNE ?
Kiyala oya ahanna heduwa,
Eth eda mama oyata THANAKOLA Kanna LIHALA damma,
Hello,
Itin oya 'ummbee...'
Kiyala
Mage watema diuwa,
Itin thama ehemada ?
Tharahada ?
Baluwama Me Buruwa Kata Aragena Me Message 1 Kiyawanawa Walu.
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Onna saththu podi gamanak yanna set una.
Nade gura sinhaya.
Gamana yana saththunge nam list 1 keyawwa.
hawo."innawa sir.
muwo."api ready sir.
buruwo, buruwa ethana hitiye na lu.
Sathtu okkoma ekathu wela buruwa hewwa.
Baluwama me buruwa kata aragena me message 1 kiyawanawa walu.
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Girl - ane matanam ba.
Boy - okane,katata gannath issella oya baha kiyanawane.
Girl - kate thiyanna hithenawada?? eeeya balannako rathu paatata.
Boy - paten wedak nahane, chuttak diwa gala balanna. Ane plz.
Girl - ko ehenam balanna. cheeya eke hati, maha pal rahakne enne.
Boy - ane me wikara nethuwa me SIRAP eka bonna!
A/L Exam Genaral Paper
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A/L Exam Genaral Paper
1. Tharawata English Walin Kiyanne Mokakda-DUCK
2 Aetakota Tharawo Dennekta-DUCK DUCK
3 Tharawo 4-5 Denek Innawanan-PodDUCK
4 Tharawo 100-200k Innawanan -GoDUCK
5 Tharawata Unak Kessak Hedunama -LeDUCK
6 Tharawo eheta Mehata Aran Yana Wahanaya -DUCKkuwak
7 Anthima Prashnaya.Tharawage Genu Sathata Mokakda Kiyanne-BadDUCK Jewithe Hariyata CREAM SODA Wage
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*Jewithe hariyata CREAM SODA wage,
"Yawwanaye popiyana chamathkaraya.
Kellek set unama COCA COLA wage,"Sathutai bo wenne.
but eya tharaha unama EGB wage,"kama epa",
ita passe kohomahari set karagattama FANTA wage"fun rasa ona tharam
me monawa unath api hamada KIK COLA wage"biduwak narama lankikai"
me msg eka ewna mma SPRITE wge anam manm ne, katawa kelin.
Samada Oba Mata Labenawanam
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(((( ) "-. ))))
--: b )(((( ) .-"Z ZZzzzzz. . . . ."
sihinen oba mata penenawanam. .
kotte pulun kannam
"samada oba mata labenawanam.
mette kohuth kannam. . ."
hee heeeeee. . .
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Friend:- mokada une?
ai ban uba duken inne? mokada iye 1st night eka awul unada?
Manamalaya:- na ban.. 1st night eka hodai.. okkoma hodata keruna...
eth ada uda podi awulak una
Friend:- ai ban mokada une?
Manamalaya:- okkoma iwara wela ada ude man puruddata wage eyata rs1000k dunna
Friend:- ithin eya monawada kale?
Manamalya:- eya mata rs500k ithuru dunna ban... "DERANA GREEZ STAR"!
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Obath rathri kaalaye minisun baya karamin serisarana
GREEZ YAKEK da?
Esenam obe hakiyawata menna idak.
Danma ayadum karanna. "DERANA GREEZ STAR"!
jayagrahakayata "WALIKADA REST" hi dina 21 ka niwaduwak samagin
policieyen dootha pura thagi....
Ape kaalaye waddange wada kida soya yana chaarikaawa!
danma ayadum karanna....
OBE NAMA TYPE KARA GREES STAR_119 EKATA SMS EKAK YAWANTA.
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menna punchi magic 1k.
mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna.
mulinma 1-9 athara no1k hithaganna.
dan eka 3n guna karanna.
dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna.
dan newatha 3n guna karanna.
dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.
dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.
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1. Sharuk khan
2. Shihan mihiranga
3. Roshan ranawana
4. Anarkali akarsha
5. Lasith malinga
6. Aishwarya rai
7. Viliyam kumaru
8. Devid becum
9. ( ….Obe nama.. )
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ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...
Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa
Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa.
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi. Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna
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Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
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